I just burst out laughing fucking hell
lettme explain to you a thing son
Johnny Depp & Helena Bonham Carter Movie Collaborations - Charlie & the Chocolate Factory (2005), Corpse Bride (2005), Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007), Alice in Wonderland (2010), Dark Shadows (2012), The Lone Ranger (2013).
"do you think he’s attractive?" the straight male is asked. against his better judgement, he says "yeah, i guess so." suddenly, the police burst in. they seize the man, take away his certificate of heterosexuality, and exile him to wander the realm of the gay forever. if only the man had responded with "how should i know? i’m not into dudes"
Reblog if you wish you were cuddling right about now
this will be reblogged everytime it appears on my dash. now shhhh pls.
WHOOPS THERE GO MY PANTS..
i’m legally obligated to always reblog my icon
If he tells you ‘You’re an idiot’, you are a lucky man